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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

Source: jimestmort

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Source: thespacegoat

Take it easy, Satan.: operameister: thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy:... →

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm…

Source: fuck-i-just

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

Source: niknak79

thisisemobuddy:

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DAMN IT I WAS THERE FOR THIS!!!

Source: leuces

Source: 90s-life.com

so-relatable:

Someone wanted this to be rebloggable…here you go!

so-relatable:

Someone wanted this to be rebloggable…here you go!

theseasonofthewitch:

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THE BEST POST

Source: gishwhes

I think women feel so much pressure these days and it can turn us against each other. But we really damage our own confidence when we put ourselves down, so I try not to.”

Source: sriusblacks

Petitioning Animation DO and Kyoto Animation.

crunchyrollofficial:

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SIGN AND REBLOG : Crunchyroll has set up an OFFICIAL Petition to be sent to KyoAni that requests “Swimming Anime” be made into MORE than a mere CM. If plans are not already in the works, let’s make sure that it’s fandom is heard. 

We’ll tell you THEM what “makes you and I different!

Sign petition HERE: https://www.change.org/petitions/animation-do-and-kyoto-animation-make-swimming-anime-cm-into-an-actual-series

Source: crunchyrollambassadors